i saw this little collection on facebook today. i absolutely love them. i will link it later tonight.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got a great sense of humor and can hold an intelligent conversation
Girls who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from boys blame themselves
Boys who don’t receive romantic/sexual attention from girls blame girls
*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year
Where do I apply for the job of holding Harry’s hand when he’s drunk.